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LinaB
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Post subject: The Lord and the Harley Rider  Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 6:51 pm |
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Location: Frolicking amidst the faeries...
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A man riding his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, the Lord said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required reaching the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker thought about it for a long time.
Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I and all men could understand women; I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Now c'mon now ladies, are we that impossible understand? LOL
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Post subject: Re: The Lord and the Harley Rider Posted: Fri Oct 08, 2010 11:58 pm |
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impossible? No  but its like in a magic show..if you know how it works its half the fun...
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timendi causa est nescire
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dreamweaver200011
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Post subject: Re: The Lord and the Harley Rider Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 1:11 am |
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ISO2 wrote: impossible? No but its like in a magic show..if you know how it works its half the fun...  , we have our own
and remember what Inkky says about magic 
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Amethyst Luna
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Post subject: Re: The Lord and the Harley Rider Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2010 11:07 am |
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Who wants men to be able to understand us completely? It would take away the mystery! Oh yeah that lack of understanding keeps them on their toes!  _________________ 
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Elia V
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Post subject: Re: The Lord and the Harley Rider Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2011 4:02 am |
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_________________  ~ PM ME ANYTIME ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP ~ ~ It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live ~
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