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Post subject: to be 8 again ;)  Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:53 pm |
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A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday.
I'd love to be eight again" she replied.
On the morning of her birthday he rose early, made her a nice
big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park.
What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park:
* The Death Slide
* The Wall of Fear
* The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster
Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her
head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they
journeyed to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy
Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.
Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic,
a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and M&Ms.
What a fabulous adventure!
Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed
onto the bed exhausted.
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He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and
lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed
"I meant my dress size, you stupid man!!!
The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening,
he's still going to get it wrong.
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Valarie F
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 5:56 pm |
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2011 7:32 pm |
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 9:56 am |
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ROFL
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Elia V
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:18 pm |
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Elia V
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 2:24 pm |
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dreamweaver200011
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 6:01 pm |
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One of hubby's favorite songs to sing ~ he sung it to my son-in-law for their trip back here!!!
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2012 10:02 pm |
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howlingmeteore
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2012 10:33 pm |
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well needs to be said that this guy at least TRIED...the ones I dated never did haha 
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Post subject: Re: to be 8 again ;) Posted: Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:56 pm |
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ohmygosh!! that's too funny 
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