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LinaB
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Post subject: Science Exam-Kids  Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 6:16 pm |
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Science Exam
If you want a laugh, then read through these Children's Science Exam Answers. Teachers and former teachers will especially be able to relate.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe enough to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them
perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you might get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: premature death
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (E.g: the abdomen)
A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: a small lie
Q: What does "varicose" mean? (I do love this one ....)
A: nearby
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome .
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
Aren't kids the greatest?? LOL
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Post subject: Re: Science Exam-Kids Posted: Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:01 pm |
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LinaB wrote: Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
This kid is going to grow up to be a millionaire. Sees the most simple answer. Love it _________________  Currently modless
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Post subject: Re: Science Exam-Kids Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 10:39 am |
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Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.
That's too funny!
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Post subject: Re: Science Exam-Kids Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 12:11 pm |
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Oh, that was too funny. Thank you after waking up to another 13 inches of snow i really needed something to laugh about.
Bless you
Rose
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Just because everyone tells me something does not exist. Even though it has never been seen does not mean it is not there. Some times you have to believe.
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LinaB
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Post subject: Re: Science Exam-Kids Posted: Thu Jan 27, 2011 5:01 pm |
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Rose, I hear ya. We got 15 inches here. To top it off, my supervisor told me to prepare to leave early today around 12 noon, just to tell me at 12 noon that we're staying the whole day! Bummer..
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Elia V
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Post subject: Re: Science Exam-Kids Posted: Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:28 am |
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Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes. A: premature death Thats to funny  _________________  ~ PM ME ANYTIME ALWAYS GLAD TO HELP ~ ~ It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live ~
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