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 Post subject: The Lottery
 Post Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:18 am 
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A guy calls home from work in the middle of the day.

His wife picks up the phone and says " why are you calling in the middle of the day. Did you loose your job again? My mother was right about you. Your lazy, no good around the house, you never listen to what I have to say, I don't know why I married you......"

He interupts her, "no honey, I won a million dollar lottery just now, I quit my job and I'm coming home..... so pack your bags"

She says " oh darling I just love you so much, that's wonderful, where are we going?"

He says " I don't think you understand. I said pack your bags. Don't be there when I get home"

I don't mean to offend any women by this. I Just think this is funny.

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 Post subject: Re: The Lottery
 Post Posted: Mon Sep 12, 2011 5:46 am 
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It's all good ~ could be the other way around too ~ wife hits lottery,,,, :rotfl:
Speaking of which I do know for a fact that if hubby ever does hit the lottery I get to have the first million dollars to spend any way I want (he told me so) ~ it's the I'm on an allowance after that I gotta plan out :muahaha:

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