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Laila
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Post subject: Atheist in the woods  Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:50 pm |
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I know it's a Christian kinda joke, but I thought it was still funny!
AN ATHEIST IN THE WOODS
An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!
He said to himself.
As he was walking alongside the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to look. He saw a 7-foot grizzly charge towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path. He looked over his shoulder & saw that the bear was closing in on him.
He looked over his shoulder again, & the bear was even closer. He tripped & fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick hims elf up but saw that the bear was right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw & raising his right paw to strike him. At that instant the Atheist cried out, "Oh my God!"
Time Stopped.
The bear froze.
The forest was silent.
As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky. "You deny my existence for all these years, teach others I don't exist and even credit creation to cosmic accident." "Do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer"?
The atheist looked directly into the light, "It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a Christian now, but perhaps You could make the BEAR a Christian"?
"Very Well," said the voice.
The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together, bowed his head & spoke:
"Lord bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty through Christ our Lord, Amen."
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Carmentisis
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 9:54 pm |
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Lmao!!!
Why am I always drinking any liquid when I read this board? Surely I should know by now!!!
_________________ I still believe in paradise...
But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for
Because its not where you go,
It's how you feel for a moment in your life
If you find that moment,
It will last forever... <----BunnyWunny Pancake Head 
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Aug 15, 2007 10:06 pm |
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Now that was funny  ...luckily I was not in the process of drinking anything...it may have been on the computer...
Nice one Laila...thanks 
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Granny Emily
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Post subject: Posted: Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:24 am |
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Very funny!
Now I have to figure out how to get Diet Coke out of my keyboard.
Why would anyone drink while reading the Forum?
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:47 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 10:29 am |
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Love it - very funny
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Gilnda
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 6:20 am |
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that was awesome
_________________ "Immortality is not messured in how long one lives on Earth, but messured in how long one lives in the hearts and memories of those who loved them most."
I will not teach, I will not preach, for it is not my place but I will lend a helping hand to those who call for it.
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Oct 05, 2007 2:10 am |
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I hadn't read this one in quite a while.
When they're funny, they stay funny!
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:17 am |
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Carmentisis
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:43 am |
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Granny Emily wrote: I hadn't read this one in quite a while.
When they're funny, they stay funny!
Ah yes! This one is well deserving of a little 'bump' up _________________ I still believe in paradise...
But now at least I know it's not some place you can look for
Because its not where you go,
It's how you feel for a moment in your life
If you find that moment,
It will last forever...<----BunnyWunny Pancake Head
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 3:46 am |
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Thanks for bumping it - it's still fresh to me as I had missed this one _________________ Please PM me anytime, I'm happy to help!! 
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Post subject: Posted: Sun Nov 04, 2007 10:24 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: Tue Jul 29, 2008 4:09 am |
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oh my god my dad told me this joke exept it was a man and a lion
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Post subject: Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:48 pm |
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Thanks for bumping this! This one was very funny! _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: Mon Dec 15, 2008 9:07 pm |
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That was really funny... 
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